So let's see how they slime their way out of this obvious fact. What can possibly suddenly increase so many heart attacks? Well..............
Cold weather can give you heart attacks

Ibuprofen can give you heart attacks

This common mineral supplement that never gave heart attacks before covid vaccines can now suddenly give killer heart attacks:

Husband wife private time can give you heart attacks

Soil can give you heart attacks

Socks can give you heart attacks

Lack of sleep can give you heart attacks. Just waiting for Al-Balaagh Academy and Wifaqul Ulamaa to make missing Isha and Fajr permissible due to the risks.

But it's okay, there's 'tricks' to avoid it

It's even more okay, your eyes can reveal the risk of heart attack:

It's obviously not the vaccine right? And it's just a coincidence that never in history has this happened until the vaccine rollout. So watch your socks, and soil and know that heart attacks are normal even in babies since 2021 for "unknown baffling" reasons