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#1 [Permalink] Posted on 7th July 2022 15:06
Since 2021, there's been an 800% increase in heart attacks and deaths since the covid vaccines rolled out. But the vaccines are 100% safe and effective right? And YOU believe that right?

So let's see how they slime their way out of this obvious fact. What can possibly suddenly increase so many heart attacks? Well..............

Cold weather can give you heart attacks


Ibuprofen can give you heart attacks


This common mineral supplement that never gave heart attacks before covid vaccines can now suddenly give killer heart attacks:


Husband wife private time can give you heart attacks


Soil can give you heart attacks


Socks can give you heart attacks




Lack of sleep can give you heart attacks. Just waiting for Al-Balaagh Academy and Wifaqul Ulamaa to make missing Isha and Fajr permissible due to the risks.


But it's okay, there's 'tricks' to avoid it


It's even more okay, your eyes can reveal the risk of heart attack:


It's obviously not the vaccine right? And it's just a coincidence that never in history has this happened until the vaccine rollout. So watch your socks, and soil and know that heart attacks are normal even in babies since 2021 for "unknown baffling" reasons
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#2 [Permalink] Posted on 7th July 2022 15:11
I just face palmed the post. Hope that doesn't cause cardiac arrest ;) although I know many don't understand the rating :(
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#3 [Permalink] Posted on 7th July 2022 15:17
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#4 [Permalink] Posted on 7th July 2022 16:18
So basically everything can cause a heart attack except the vaccine.
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#5 [Permalink] Posted on 7th July 2022 17:00
I almost missed this. I didn't realise there was a description between the images. I didn't pay attention to the detail.
Lol, I feel vaccinated.

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Lack of sleep can give you heart attacks. Just waiting for Al-Balaagh Academy and Wifaqul Ulamaa to make missing Isha and Fajr permissible due to the risks.


So here's the question.

...salutations and what not... Based on your fatwa and guidance, I sought medical advice regarding the vaccines and I understood from your fatwa, and I met this criteria "the decision to inoculate against COVID-19 considering the best possible professional medical advice weighed against personal health, medical history and relevant risk factors." My family doctor highly recommended I take it. I sought a second opinion of another Muslim doctor and they reiterated your advice "The vaccine which currently exists is permissible to use when there is a real need and secure knowledge that one will contract the disease and that will have a serious impact on health of the individual and/or society." as the second doctor also said there was a great need and the knowledge was secure that almost the entire population will catch covid and if I was asymptomatic I would still spread the virus in the society and therefore I must take the vaccine to protect the unvaccinated.

I have taken the vaccines and am up-to-date with them all and now I have been warned by my doctors that I must get enough sleep at night. The doctor being a Muslim suggests that I cover for my missed Isha and Fajr Salah. Can I make my salah qadha or risk a heart attack?

Based on your expert panels advise and fatwas, now I need to keep my house warmer than normal and pay for the higher energy prices through my nose. Stop taking the prescribed Ibuprofen, stop taking my mineral supplements. Remain celibate. Stay away from my garden. I can't wear my khuffs and do wudhu and I can't even wear my socks on now so I have to keep the underfloor heating on all-day everyday and yet again pay through my nose. I've had to resort to tricks which is leading me to magic. I can't fast because I can't miss my breakfast and I can't have a poor diet. Physical activity like salah must be done sitting down. I can't walk to the mosque. I have to sell my house and move away from the airport. Stay cool in the heat, even though the cold is a killer. I can't even watch your q&a on Iqra TV or the webinars online in case I fall a sleep and get a heart attack.

I repeat, I have taken the vaccines and am up-to-date with them all yet I still test positive for covid, still need to wear my mask, still need to isolate and still need to take more vaccines whilst my neighbour has never worn a mask, never tested positive, never isolates and never took one vaccine and allowed to do the gardening, go to the mosque, save money on heating bills, wear khuffs, pray Isha and Fajr on time, enjoys married life, stays healthy and fit, falls a sleep watching Makkah Live on TV every night, takes flying lessons twice a week and has taken all my mineral supplies to last him a lifetime.

What is the kafarah for not being able to pray at night and fast for the rest of my life as the vaccine cannot be removed. Can I take zakat money once I've lost all my money to the energy bills and the purchase of a new home?


Thank you for your time and I wait your response......causing more stress which will also lead to a heart attack.

What have you made me do?

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