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#1 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:00
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This isnt original, so no credit to me. I saw it in my inbox so I thought I'd share it with my brothers and sister.

Here are some signs that have been put up in shops and office (and even warning signs) that have gone wrong (wong, was a deliberate typo)
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#2 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:03
Did I read that sign correctly?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

Now in some countries, that makes perfect sense. I was going to post an image, but its too gross.
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#3 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:06
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Please dont take the wrong idea. They mean if there is a power cut, to remove the clothes from the machine.
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#4 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:09
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

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#5 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:13
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

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#6 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:20
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

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#7 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:23
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

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#8 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:29
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
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#9 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:30
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Perfect thread, brother because the title itself has gone wrong. :P

PS: Send a PM to admin for correcting typo.
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#10 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:30
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
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#11 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:33
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
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#12 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:33
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Think the title was intentional...

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Here are some signs that have been put up in shops and office (and even warning signs) that have gone wrong (wong, was a deliberate typo)
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#13 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:39
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Oh sorry I missed the word "deliberate".
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#14 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:47
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
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#15 [Permalink] Posted on 17th June 2014 10:52
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Its the latest technology integrated leaflet, it will actually speak and 'tell' you how to get lessons.
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