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#16 [Permalink] Posted on 7th May 2014 17:50
One barelvi peer had a hindu devotee. The hindu devotee had a wish to go to a World famous hindu temple, but he was waiting for Barelvie peer baba's approval.
One day Barelvi peer baba called him and approved his request. But on one condition, he must go with his eyes closed till he reach the Idol in that temple. The devotee accepted and completed his visit to temple. After his visit, he shared his experience

" I went with my eyes closed as Baba said, when I reach the idol and opened my eyes........... Idol was not there, Baba was there."

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#17 [Permalink] Posted on 7th May 2014 20:30
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salaam

can someone explain please
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#18 [Permalink] Posted on 7th May 2014 20:34
Lol these are quiet dry
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#19 [Permalink] Posted on 7th May 2014 20:49
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#20 [Permalink] Posted on 7th May 2014 21:25


lol i know who the stig is! i dont understand the reference to zamzam and dates.
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#21 [Permalink] Posted on 7th May 2014 21:37
Maybe stig is the new uncle, i.e. Chacha/Maamu
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#22 [Permalink] Posted on 7th May 2014 21:40
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Thats the point... It doesn't make sense... hence funny.... :D
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#23 [Permalink] Posted on 7th May 2014 21:54
Sorry, didn't mean to spell it out. Not everyone here would've heard of 'top gear'.
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