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#1 [Permalink] Posted on 20th February 2014 18:58
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Dad: Infants can't join army.

Son: Then I'll join infantry.
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#2 [Permalink] Posted on 20th February 2014 18:59
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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#3 [Permalink] Posted on 20th February 2014 19:32
Exchange of text messages on a cold winters day.

Wife: "Windows frozen."

Husband: "Pour some warm water over them."

Wife: "Computer completely crashed now."
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#4 [Permalink] Posted on 20th February 2014 20:27
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Actions are judged by intentions, so each man will have what he intended.
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#5 [Permalink] Posted on 20th February 2014 20:54
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Q: Why are PCs like air conditioners?

A: They stop working properly if you open Windows!

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#6 [Permalink] Posted on 21st February 2014 08:45
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do?"

Doctor: "Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!"
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#7 [Permalink] Posted on 21st February 2014 09:05
Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs.
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#8 [Permalink] Posted on 21st February 2014 10:38
I m a good boy.
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#9 [Permalink] Posted on 21st February 2014 10:56
Two short jokes and one long joke.


joke & joke



JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE


Well what did you expect?
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#10 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd February 2014 02:12
Reporter: What do you think of western civilization?

Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.
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#11 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd February 2014 02:58
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change the spelling of Gandhi please
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..Allah's friends were consistent in Tahajudd and Quran Tilawat..

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#12 [Permalink] Posted on 7th May 2014 14:55

Some say he supplies Zamzam and Madina dates to all Leicester Gujratees, All we know is he’s called the Stig!

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#13 [Permalink] Posted on 7th May 2014 14:56

Some say he is in charge of spreading Hazrat's dreams, All we know is he’s called the Stig!

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#14 [Permalink] Posted on 7th May 2014 15:01

Some say you have to buy your own food and Hotel is too far from Haram on his Hajj packages, All we know is he’s called the Stig!

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#15 [Permalink] Posted on 7th May 2014 15:03

A drunkard went to a Doctor for treatment. Doctor took his pulse, checked him and said:

Dr: Oh! So you drink...

Patient: If you must insist

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