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#31 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 11:55
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that one was just sooooo wrong! What did you expect her to start singing" ding dong the Witch is dead"?!
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#32 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 12:00
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was "on no!, married a Private Baldrick impersonator!" her response ? :-P

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#33 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 12:07

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It was stupid, stupid, stupid; I admit :-(

Of all the things which could have been said, I came up with the most corniest, dumbest joke!

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#34 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 15:07
After posting the joke and seeing all the reactions



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#35 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 15:36
Loooooooool....!
I cant believe you actually did that...
But over here there is a 'trend' of cracking such dumb jokes purposely just to irritate your friends. Sometimes is become a competition amongst us that who cracks the dumbest joke... lol... Something like:

Jake didn't have wireless connection so what will he do?
He drinks 'ujala' (a cloth whitener which turns cloths blue if used in excess) and his tooth turn blue. So he uses his 'blue tooth' for wireless.

Rooofl...!!!
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#36 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 15:43
Once I mistakenly sent an ADULT joke to my father.
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#37 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 15:52
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Lol
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#38 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 16:00
I know a lot of practical jokes and could fill up this thread with ease but to be honest they aren't worth it one bit as 99% they'll end up with either the other person being offended or a big kick off.

Sadly for a lot of guys I knew a lot of things were a laugh and a joke for them, that's all their lives were about.

One example, they would go out and pull people's tracksuits bottoms down, they found it hilarious leaving the other person standing in his boxers and so did the people nearby watching, but once they did it to the wrong guy and he turned round and punched the guy doing it in the face lol

Then you get people who love to joke and carry out jokes but when it's done on them they can't take it and it often ends up in a punch up. Something we often see when it snows. List goes on.

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#39 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 16:16
One of my kids stuck a bit of post-it-note under the pc mouse, to block the sensor....then sat back and watched everyone getting frustrated and going crazy trying to fix the computer :-(
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#40 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 17:16
I need to learn to keep my mouth shut :p
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#41 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 18:01
I've fooled a couple of people with this. Hmmm... can I hope that nobody tries it at home? :(

We're driving along and having a conversation when I go quiet, close my right eye (drivers seat is on the left side of car here) and slightly slump my head towards the side... wait patiently... keep driving, looking out of the left eye... and... boom! The passenger freaks out!

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#42 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 19:03
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Was that your practical joke ;)
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#43 [Permalink] Posted on 27th November 2013 10:22
LOL! Wow how nasty'ishly naughty some incidents here are!! :D

My worst seems pretty polite/respectful in front of all this.

We were on the flight to jeddah. This very prim and proper looking businessman was seated directly in front of us (me and my cousin). My cousin dared me to get up and quietly empty a sachet of pepper into his hair while he was dozing. I did it. The poor guy sneezed and sneezed and sneezed until we landed. I felt him reaaallllllly sorry. He didn't have a clue, and every time the pepper just settled he moved his head - which caused another sneezing fit. It was terrible!
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#44 [Permalink] Posted on 27th November 2013 10:35

This Sunday a brother wanted to buy some breakfast for a whole bunch of people (catered) so I gave my friend's number (Imam) and told him that he is a dodgy character and deal with him sternly in Urdu

The (Imam) got a phone call in front of all of us asking to deliver breakfast for 22 people and there was a serious heated exchange i.e. how did you get my number? I don’t run a Restaurant? What are you talking about? The brother ordring kept insisting that he got the number from the Masjid so there is no mistake and he already knows that he is not very professional but the food is good so that's why he wants to order :p

People who were in the joke were laughing so hard it was surreal!

We all had to leave the room during this 10-15 minute heated exchange...

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#45 [Permalink] Posted on 27th November 2013 11:44
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Playing jokes on the Imam :-l
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