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#16 [Permalink] Posted on 25th October 2013 15:51
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You are right, that's not nice and one would only be able to do it to their mum's, daughter's or sister's.

So for my sisters out there. If they do that to you, then sprinkle some glitter in his hat!!!
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#17 [Permalink] Posted on 25th October 2013 16:07
Omg this is a bad bad thread....hope none of my kids get any of these ideas....

Lol brother muadh first I was seeing you as a naughty child....but you carried on as you got older!
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#18 [Permalink] Posted on 25th October 2013 16:08
  1. Hide Fazaile-Amaal right before Ta'leem
  2. Tableeghees have a heart-attack!
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#19 [Permalink] Posted on 25th October 2013 16:12
Can just imagine glitter on nikab....then face.....aaaaagggghhh!

There needs to be a warning on this thread:
Please do not attempt any of the above.

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#20 [Permalink] Posted on 25th October 2013 16:17
I can see admin creating another whole new private section with a warning of "PG" Parental Guidance.
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#21 [Permalink] Posted on 25th October 2013 17:00
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#22 [Permalink] Posted on 25th October 2013 17:55
When I first joined the Tabligh effort, we had gasht/jowla in our locality.
My friend asked me, can you do 'Elan' in the masjid.

I said okay; but he asked me to do a rehearsel in the car before we reach masjid.
I said "Elan"
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#23 [Permalink] Posted on 25th October 2013 17:59
I was doing 5th grade. During exams, 4th 5th 6th grade students sit in a single bench for Main (Annual) exams.

I was sitting next to a 6th grade person. I used to help him by passing the paper / books(mal practise) from his friends.
One day, I stood up and called the faculty and said he is copying. LOL, He gave a good treatment on that day. But that brother failed in that academic year.
After years, I saw him in my younger cousin brother's class. I felt sorry for what I did.
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#24 [Permalink] Posted on 25th October 2013 18:01
bro Muadh's childhood was terrific & naughty. LIKE
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#25 [Permalink] Posted on 25th October 2013 18:07

A Shaykh came from Pakistan and someone invited everyone to their house for food. The group consisted of a lot of Senior British Ulamah, Mashaykh and some low people like me.

When we got to the room where the food was served, the owner of the house had cooked prawns (shrimps) which are Makrooh in the Madhabs and as everyone stood around the food which was served on the floor one of the Ulamah noticed it and mentioned that it is Makrooh in the Madhab and Taqwa requires people to abstain from eating it.

While all the Ulamah were bending down to sit, I just said, “Maulana, when it comes to food I am Salafi”...

The whole room froze in terror (half standing, half sitting) while I sat down and helped himself to prawns.

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#26 [Permalink] Posted on 27th October 2013 14:18
My friend said this karguzari. Once when he was in Canada, they asked a young man to do bayan.
The young man said this in his bayan
"..... You know why Nuh AS wife didnt accept Islam, because House Taleem was not taking place..."
Scholars were sitting in that Majlis....

One person said to my other friend about the hadith about India(or kashmir I think). My friend asked him for the hadith.
He replied, " Illaladeena amanu wa amilu mmmmm Hind"
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#27 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 10:41

Mama Tomato and baby Tomato were walking to town and do you know what Mama Tomato said to baby Tomato?

Told this joke and my wife on our wedding day and she said, "No" so I told her Mama Tomato said, "Catch up" and she was like "What does that mean?"

:-) :-) :-)

"Catch up" like in "Ketchup" made from Tomatoes

Forget it people...Jummah Mubarak

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#28 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 11:08
Must've been a very very long time ago, it's a pretty old joke :-)
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#29 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 11:25
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Of all things, this is what you said on your wedding day!


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#30 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd November 2013 11:40
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Leave him alone...how romantic :-l

My sons joke.....why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing :-)
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