What is your worst practical joke which you have pulled on someone which sounded funny at the time but now sounds ridicolous!
What is your worst practical joke which you have pulled on someone which sounded funny at the time but now sounds ridicolous!
One of the greatest Shaykhs of Tassawuff asked me to read a newspaper to him. I asked him what he needed reading so he said anything interesting.
So I started reading matrimonials, he asked me what am I reading and I replied, “Hazrat, matrimonials! Is there anything more important in life then women?”
He just laughed...Other Mashaykh were not amused!
I was may be 4-5 years old at a wedding and they told me when the Maulana asks “Is it ok to proceed with the Nikah” to stand up and yell at the top of my voice , “No this NIKAH cannot be done!”
And I will get sweets and lots of gifts.
I did. ...my Parents were not amused!
I was may be 6-7 years old at a wedding and they told me to hide under the bed with a massive tape recorder and start recording when the door is closed and the man and the woman come inside the room.
I did...
As soon as the groom sat on the bed I got squashed because the bed shifted downwards so I started yelling and screaming to be rescued.
For some reason nobody found this to be funny!
Squeezed a whole tube of this on someone's body in the Hostel when he was in deep sleep!
Never seen a grown up person cry so much...He jumped out of the window in Chicago winter and started rolling on snow to get some relief because water wasn't doing the job!
Bought plain Choclate donuts and filled it with Mayonaisse to make it look like cream filled and repacked the box (like original stuff).
Replaced sugar with salt (many times), oldest trick in the book
You can't really tell the difference
Take people's soap and coat it with clear Nail Polish varnish! People are not amused when you come out of the Toilet
For classmates in the military.
Take the inside of the face part of a woman's Niqab
Sprinkle glitter on it
Leave it!
Boy! Do Niqabees don't like this one!!!
Took some soap lather (foam) put it on my mouth and just acted dead in front of the Toilet door until my mother screamed and brought the whole neighbourhood down!
This cannot be undone and I am sure it will be greatly appreciated.
Please wait...
