Dr Mahmood Ahmed Saaqi writes on page 17 that a man came to the Lion of Ahlus-Sunnah complaining that his Water Buffalo won't give any milk even to its own young.
Lion of Ahlus-Sunnah suggested to the man to go near the Water Buffalo and say in the ears, "Wahabees & Deobandees are illegtimate!"
The man did as suggested and the problem was resolved. :-)
