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#451 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:05
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khayr, im on tea break!
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#452 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:07
I hate blondes , specially fake ones!
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#453 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:07
Btw in Pakistan women are really bad drivers but drunk males don't know they can be worse maybe
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#454 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:08
Anyone notice the bent rib on the Acacia?
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#455 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:09
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underpaid u mean? That is if I m spending half my income on hydrogen peroxide, especially with the fact that it is cheap.... unless... yes there is a leeway here... unless my wife is rapunzel (the fairy character with super long blonde hair on top of a tower many stories high and for anyone to climb she has to put her super long blonde hair down which is also super strong since it has to bear the weight of person who climbs on the hair many stories high hence leaving all of us wonder what type of hair conditioner she might be using.... hmmm....strange indeed)
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#456 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:10
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Just messing with you. have a nice day.
wasalaam.
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#457 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:11
If it has to be random it doesnot have to be a boxing bout cease fire please
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#458 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:12
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Its winter season in the northern hemisphere... sorry about that...
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#459 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:13
I ate paay yesterday not the phajja one but my mother makes them far better even the fingers stick together
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#460 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:18
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Super glue?
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#461 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:19
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You are getting a hair makeover when you go to sleep tonight. lol. :P
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#462 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:24
Advantages of bipolar manic-depressive schizophrenia is that one can keep on posting even when there is no reply, provided that one is the right state.
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#463 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:31

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#464 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:34

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I may dye my Beard dark green soon and go to the biggest Deobandi Masjid in UK for Jummah in full Turban gear (the lot) and pray right in front of the biggest Shaykh...

:p What do you think the reaction will be ? :p

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#465 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2013 18:35
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You show up once in a while and destroy the rest of our day with one post...Dr76 will home into this post like a Stinger Missile...soon :p
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