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#1 [Permalink] Posted on 2nd March 2013 10:24
I call it a sad joke because for Muslims an innocent situation can become a nightmare....

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
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#2 [Permalink] Posted on 3rd March 2013 00:52
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#3 [Permalink] Posted on 3rd March 2013 08:12
sorry, shld've checked...just delete this one
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#4 [Permalink] Posted on 3rd March 2013 11:52
Its okay, we all do it. Rather what you could do is put a new sad joke.

I only used the old button because it doesn't give a -1 to the rep.
Like "What do you call a 3 legged donkey?"
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#5 [Permalink] Posted on 5th March 2013 22:04

"abu mohammed" wrote:
Its okay, we all do it. Rather what you could do is put a new sad joke. I only used the old button because it doesn't give a -1 to the rep. Like "What do you call a 3 legged donkey?"

Anyone with an answer?

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#6 [Permalink] Posted on 9th August 2013 15:49
The answer was Wonkey!
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