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#16 [Permalink] Posted on 15th July 2011 22:26

Please only post relevant issues to the current topic, otherwise please start a new topic. Jazakumullah




A new topic has been started called LIFE AND WORK OF IMAM ABU HANIFA. Please refer to that topic. Jazakumallah

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#17 [Permalink] Posted on 20th August 2011 13:29
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Whats for Dinner? A common conversation. Aaj khane mein kya banaogi? What will you cook tonight? Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi? What will you cook tonight? Wife: Jo aap kaho !!! What ever you say!!! H: Dal chawal bana lo. Make Rice with Dal. W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the. We had it yesterday. H: Toh sabji roti bana lo. Then make some vegtables. W: Bacche nahi khayenge. The kids wont eat it. H: Toh chhole puri bana lo. Then make chickpeas with puri. W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai. I find that too heavy to eat. H: Paraanthe? Paratha? W: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai?? Who eats Parathas at night?? H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain? We'll order somthing? W: Roz-roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye. Its not good having take aways everyday. H: Kadhi chawal? Spicy Yoghurt with Rice? W: Dahi nahi hai. Theres no Yoghurt. H: Idly sambar? Traditional Gujarati dish, Idli Sambar? W: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!. That will take too long, you shaould have said that earlier!!. H: Dal hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega. Make lentil soup, that wont take time. W: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Thats not a meal? H: Phir ab kya banaogi? So waht will you cook tonight? W: Wo jo aap kaho !!! What ever you say!!!


lollllllllllllll
so funny!!!!!!!
makes me laugh
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#18 [Permalink] Posted on 12th April 2012 21:37
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#19 [Permalink] Posted on 30th April 2012 01:50
Salam, all the extra posts from the old topic have been split to this thread. Reason: Those posts will be used in the new app
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#20 [Permalink] Posted on 30th April 2012 04:09
Jazakallah, I'm sure that must've been an enjoyable read whilst moving them! What I have in fools section is not even half. Plenty more to come.
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#21 [Permalink] Posted on 30th April 2012 13:24
Yup, it was actually. I missed a few of your posts though.
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#22 [Permalink] Posted on 8th February 2013 12:05
Four thumbs down in jokes thread, SubhanAllah.

No prizes for correctly guessing what kind of person gave Seifeddine the thumbs down.
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#23 [Permalink] Posted on 4th March 2014 10:17
(salam)
This thread is dead, lets try revive it.





Person: Imam can I pray jummah salat at home, while watching the prayer on TV?

Imam: sure, you can put a black cloth on your fridge and do hajj at home too
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#24 [Permalink] Posted on 4th March 2014 12:06
Ibn josey relates, that my friend informed me that a man married a women who was very short in size. The people questioned, "what have you done?" so he replied "a women is evil, the less the evil, the better."



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#25 [Permalink] Posted on 4th March 2014 12:26
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#26 [Permalink] Posted on 4th March 2014 12:58
ah a double

you aint got the book by shaykh ahmed ali have you?

if you have i'll put mine back on my bookshelf.....
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#27 [Permalink] Posted on 4th March 2014 13:25
Muslim man: I beat my wife every morning ...


















to the bathroom to make wudhu
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#28 [Permalink] Posted on 4th March 2014 13:28
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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#29 [Permalink] Posted on 4th March 2014 13:30
(salam)

Here is an interesting book on the subject.. 'kitaab uz zaka' By Allamah Ibn Al Jauzi رحمة الله عليه translated to ' lataif ilmiyya ' with preface from Hazrat Maulana Qari Muhammad Tayyab sb رحمة الله عليه
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#30 [Permalink] Posted on 4th March 2014 13:31
What do you call a rapper with one leg ?

Hip hop
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