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#271 [Permalink] Posted on 29th June 2012 14:27

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Jazakallah for the response to my comment about the phone not switched off (to sister Rumo) nevertheless here's one more for you.

 

i dont remember replying back to you but anywayz If your phone was not switched off then how did it last four days?

Guess whose grave was next door to apples?? LOL

Sorry, that isnt as clear as it looks. The message was to sweetmuslimah for the thumbs down to my reply to you.

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#272 [Permalink] Posted on 4th July 2012 22:19
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Any answers for me please regrading the alarm?


Everyone came with their gloves on, gave a battering then went silent because they can't answer such a simple task. It just shows iPhone users have nothing to stand for.
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#273 [Permalink] Posted on 4th July 2012 22:22
What do you get when you cross a salafi with an iPhone?

What do you get when a hanafi crosses the guy above?
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#274 [Permalink] Posted on 4th July 2012 23:21
Uh "the guy above" is hanafi?! :s
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#275 [Permalink] Posted on 5th July 2012 00:04

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What do you get when you cross a salafi with an iPhone? [/quote]iDaleel, iDaleel, iDaleel.[quote]What do you get when a hanafi crosses the guy above?

iDaeef, iDaeef, iDaeef.
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#276 [Permalink] Posted on 5th July 2012 00:09
Lol I just got that. sorry I read wrong!
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#277 [Permalink] Posted on 5th July 2012 19:24

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"abu mohammed" wrote:
Any answers for me please regrading the alarm?
Everyone came with their gloves on, gave a battering then went silent because they can't answer such a simple task. It just shows iPhone users have nothing to stand for.

lol.

Is this for real, no one can help. All I'm asking for is a few simple steps to get this sorted. Please! Pretty Please.

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#278 [Permalink] Posted on 5th July 2012 20:34
Government may officially change the national curriculum due to stress coming from various threads.



A for Andoid
B for Ball
C for Cat
D for Dog

They will dump the Apple

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#279 [Permalink] Posted on 5th July 2012 21:41
a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Orange
d. Mango


What's the odd one out?

Answer: You eat b c and d, a eats you
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#280 [Permalink] Posted on 5th July 2012 22:09

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a. Apple b. Banana c. Orange d. Mango What's the odd one out? Answer: You eat b c and d, a eats you

Dont know what planet you live on but on planet earth we eat apple aswell LOL. 

If you were to look carefully you will notice mango is the odd one out because its only one that does not begin with the letter before it.

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#281 [Permalink] Posted on 5th July 2012 22:24

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a. Apple b. Banana c. Orange d. Mango What's the odd one out? Answer: You eat b c and d, a eats you

Dont know what planet you live on but on planet earth we eat apple aswell LOL. 

If you were to look carefully you will notice mango is the odd one out because its only one that does not begin with the letter before it.

Urm, since when did orange begin with C. I think the Apple has gotten to everyone, even iPhone users.
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#282 [Permalink] Posted on 5th July 2012 22:43

"abu mohammed" wrote:

"Rumo" wrote:

"Anonymous" wrote:
a. Apple b. Banana c. Orange d. Mango What's the odd one out? Answer: You eat b c and d, a eats you

Dont know what planet you live on but on planet earth we eat apple aswell LOL. 

If you were to look carefully you will notice mango is the odd one out because its only one that does not begin with the letter before it.

Urm, since when did orange begin with C. I think the Apple has gotten to everyone, even iPhone users.

 

lol oops well if you just adda little line to the "C" on the right it will become an "O". O for orange get it! 

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#283 [Permalink] Posted on 5th July 2012 23:07
Just like adding a little bit to the Apple. If you add that, it will become a complete Apple, aka Android. (iFixed it)
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#284 [Permalink] Posted on 7th July 2012 12:13
What is the odd one out. Multiple answers.

Apple: banana: orange: blackberry: android:
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#285 [Permalink] Posted on 7th July 2012 16:23

"abu mohammed" wrote:
What is the odd one out. Multiple answers. Apple: banana: orange: blackberry: android:

 

Hmmm because orange and banana is a fruit so at first i thought it would be them two, but because this topic is about 'Apple' IT MUST be apple!

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