Beware: Theives operate here

There was a scholar who went to a Masjid and removed his sandals and put them on the rack. he was advised that he shouldn't leave it there because decent sandals get stolen all the time.

He said to them, "Don't worry, they won't get stolen" to which the people laughed (in a good way) that "Oh he'll see"

When they finished and got out, the sandals were still there. They asked him how we was so certain. The scholar explained, "A thieve only takes what is Haraam on them (i.e. what doesn't belong to them). When I forgive them before they even steal it, I have made it Halaal on them so naturally, the Shaytaan will not destroy a thief by making him take what's already his.

Hearing this, intrigued, one day a man from that gathering removed his sandals and put them on the rack (or place for shoes), "If anybody steals these, I forgive them". Once he finished, he came out and the sandals were gone, stolen.

He immediately went to the scholar and started to complain. "I did exactly what you said yet your shoes never get stolen. I leave them once and they've gone. What kind of advice was that?"

The scholar calmly replied, had you really forgiven the thief, you wouldn't be here complaining.

lol,

salafi: Akhi, Daleel daleel daleel......where is you daleel that these are your slippers?

Answer: Ummm, the are my size....

salafi: Akhi, Daleel daleel daleel......Where is your daleel that your not the only one to be of this size?

Answer: Ummmm, Im never said i was the only one, I only want my slippers back. Can I have them?

Salafi: Sorry Akhi, you have to provide me with solid daleel before I give you any thing. We dont trust Imam abu Hanifa, so how can i trust you?

Answer: Bro why are you changing the subject and who gave you the authority to stand here in the first place...... I think I will just go and buy another pair.

Salafi: Ha ha ha ha ha, I am superior, Next person I will question them in arabic because I am so blessed to be able to read and write arabic. O no! Where are my splippers gone!!!!

and so on, the quest for daleel continues.......