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#1 [Permalink] Posted on 20th July 2005 14:57
Salaams,

Hope everyone likes this one:

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more
than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes
in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son
is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an
e-mail. He explains the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant
potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were
here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"

The following day, the old man receives a response
e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have
hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and
the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the
whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find
anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from
his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant
your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."



Salaams
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#2 [Permalink] Posted on 20th July 2005 21:08
Salaam

LOL! That was a good 1!
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#3 [Permalink] Posted on 20th July 2005 21:19
Oh man, I can't stop laughing at this.. Subhanallah, nice one
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#4 [Permalink] Posted on 9th August 2005 14:16
good one
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#5 [Permalink] Posted on 14th August 2005 00:44
Very clever lol.... good one
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#6 [Permalink] Posted on 14th August 2005 10:31
Clever mind the son has.....
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#7 [Permalink] Posted on 16th August 2005 16:24
Assalamualaykum
That was a hilarious joke lol..
Fi amanillah
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#8 [Permalink] Posted on 18th August 2005 19:25
Assalamu alaikum,

lol, that was funny.. :)

Wassalam
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#9 [Permalink] Posted on 6th October 2005 20:52
masha Allah that was really funny LOL


jazakallah

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#10 [Permalink] Posted on 10th November 2005 17:09
lol
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#11 [Permalink] Posted on 29th November 2005 03:04
Asalamualaikum, is this the "offical" jokes section?...insha'Allah..

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"The Imam of a masjid, who was also a father of two young children, was about to enter the masjid to give the Khutbah (Friday sermon). Before he entered he reminded them to be quiet - especially when he is giving his khutbah.

He then asked his children, "And why is it necessary to be quiet during Jummah?"

Little Ahmed jumped up and yelled, "Because people are all sleeping!"


funny or not, you decide..but theres a lesson to be learned.... [i do think its funny, but something to learn from as well, Alhumdulillah]

duas. Walaikumasalam warahmatullah

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#12 [Permalink] Posted on 27th February 2006 14:18
hahahahahaha i still cant stop luaghing while im writing this definatly another one of those "must-tells" ive already printed it out. lol
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