The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a
family meeting...

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I
do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum : Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work
telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Domestic worker: Eish! So what is the problem? We all use our work
telephones.

source: CII