"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."
"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."
"If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise."
"The more I C, the less I see."
"To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."
"After Perl everything else is just assembly language."
"Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."
"Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are."
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"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer." ��- Erik Naggum
"SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it."
"Windows95: It's like upgrading from Reagan to Bush.
"People say Microsoft paid 14M$ for using the Rolling Stones song 'Start me up' in their commercials. This is wrong. Microsoft payed 14M$ only for a part of the song. For instance, they didn't use the line 'You'll make a grown man cry'."
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"
"A�printer�consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light"
"The best accelerator available for a�Mac�is one that causes it to go at 9.81 m/s2."
"To go forward, you must backup."�
"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code"
"A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting."
"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
"Windows�isn't a virus, viruses do something."
"Difference between a virus and windows�? Viruses rarely fail."
"The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back."
"The box said 'Required Windows 95 or better'. So, I installed LINUX."
"Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows."
One of our engineers got a call regarding a fault.
"The Lady on the phone said that her mouse pointer doesnt go to the top of the screen, Can you fix it?"
When the engineer asked why, she said the mouse mat gets finished and it doesnt go all the way to the top.
This cannot be undone and I am sure it will be greatly appreciated.
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