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#1 [Permalink] Posted on 20th January 2011 14:56

A man says to another man, who is climbing over a fence:"Why are you trespassing?"

The man (climbing the fence) replies, angrily:" I am not Trespa Singh, I am Jaswanth Singh"

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#2 [Permalink] Posted on 20th January 2011 15:00
A bit lame but none the less, i shall share:

A man enters a computer shop and says,"can i have curtains for my computer?"
The shop keeper asks,"Why on earth do you want curtains for your computer?"
The man says,"because I bought Windows for my computer."


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#3 [Permalink] Posted on 20th January 2011 16:14
lol. i enjoyed them!
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#4 [Permalink] Posted on 20th January 2011 22:30

"muslimah101" wrote:

A man says to another man, who is climbing over a fence:"Why are you trespassing?"

The man (climbing the fence) replies, angrily:" I am not Trespa Singh, I am Jaswanth Singh"

 

This is for real. My mum got on a bus once and she saw a Sikh elderly man sitting very relaxed. She asked him "are you relaxing". He replied "No, I'm Dalsingh".

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#5 [Permalink] Posted on 20th January 2011 22:41

"abu mohammed" wrote:

"muslimah101" wrote:

A man says to another man, who is climbing over a fence:"Why are you trespassing?"

The man (climbing the fence) replies, angrily:" I am not Trespa Singh, I am Jaswanth Singh"

 

This is for real. My mum got on a bus once and she saw a Sikh elderly man sitting very relaxed. She asked him "are you relaxing". He replied "No, I'm Dalsingh".

That is too funny.(Lol)

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#6 [Permalink] Posted on 21st January 2011 09:45
abu mohammed wrote:
"muslimah101" wrote:
A man says to another man, who is climbing over a fence:"Why are you trespassing?" The man (climbing the fence) replies, angrily:" I am not Trespa Singh, I am Jaswanth Singh"
  This is for real. My mum got on a bus once and she saw a Sikh elderly man sitting very relaxed. She asked him "are you relaxing". He replied "No, I'm Dalsingh".


Lol...never realised it could happen inreal life
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