Innocent

A girl (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle... Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

A boy(age 4)was listening to a religious story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, the boy asked: 
'What happened to the flea?'

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the

floor?

CHILD: You told me to do it without using tables.

Very well thought of.

Heres one:

Teacher: Fatima, say the Alphabet.

Fatima: QWERTY

Teacher: Oh Fatima, you dont know the alphabet, how will you ever get a job?

Fatima: I'm gonna be a typist

Yes indeed, whoever did.I received these as an email sometime ago and found them pleasantly amusing, so i thought i should share..