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#1 [Permalink] Posted on 27th October 2010 22:28
Ghair Muqallid says The word taqleed is not found in the Quran, so of what benefit is taqleed?

Muqallid says: "The word Janazah is not found in the Quraan, therefore there is no benefit in Janazah. You do not need to worry; we will bury you without Janazah."

Sorry, I couldnt resist it, I had to share it.
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#2 [Permalink] Posted on 28th October 2010 10:27
assalaamu 'alaykum
I know its tempting but I dont think we should get personal bro...this section will insha allah serve as daw'ah and needs to be kept factual...only my thoughts
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#3 [Permalink] Posted on 28th October 2010 10:52

"ummi taalib" wrote:
assalaamu 'alaykum I know its tempting but I dont think we should get personal bro...this section will insha allah serve as daw'ah and needs to be kept factual...only my thoughts

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Ghair Muqallid says The word taqleed is not found in the Quran, so of what benefit is taqleed?

Muqallid says: "The word Janazah is not found in the Quraan, so of what benefit in Janazah?"

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#4 [Permalink] Posted on 28th October 2010 13:54
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#5 [Permalink] Posted on 28th October 2010 14:13
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I agree with both of you, But there isnt a joke section.


You'll find the joke section here
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#6 [Permalink] Posted on 28th October 2010 14:37
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abu mohammed wrote:
I agree with both of you, But there isnt a joke section.


You'll find the joke section here


Jazakallah, can you move it to there please.
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#7 [Permalink] Posted on 28th March 2011 22:48
This one just came in:

Its not brilliant but I thought I'd put it here as they are about the same group.

Why did the Ghair Muqallid stop using Ebay?
Because there were too many Biddahs (bidders).

or it could be

Why do Barelwees use ebay?
because its filled with.....(Yes you guessed it)...Biddahs


not so funny but any way.
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#8 [Permalink] Posted on 12th April 2011 18:16
lol
Saying "it's not so funny" actually makes it slightly funnier
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