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#16 [Permalink] Posted on 29th September 2020 17:37
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#17 [Permalink] Posted on 29th September 2020 17:39

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#18 [Permalink] Posted on 30th September 2020 10:35
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#19 [Permalink] Posted on 5th October 2020 13:56
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#20 [Permalink] Posted on 7th October 2020 16:10
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I have sinned. I ate at a restaurant, went for a walk without a mask, and might have killed a few grandmas. What must I do to obtain the forgiveness of Saint Fauci (Peace be upon him)?


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For every bite of unholy communion you partook of, flagellate with a cat of nine masks 5 times. For every step you took on your walk, wear another layer of masks. For every grandmother you believe you may have killed, wear the layers of masks for an hour.

Above all else, praise Saint Fauci (peace be upon him) and pray that he will forgive you. Confess your sins in a glorious, righteous, socially distanced, plexiglass booth to the Arch Cardinal designated to your parish. Only then may you return to the path of salvation.


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There is no forgiveness in the ChurchofCOVID. You may now only find redemption by locking yourself in a small apartment until you commit suicide


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As atonement, you may participate in one Zoom Thanksgiving dinner. After you have successfully numbed your desire for any social interaction, you may bake one loaf of sourdough bread, after which you must immediately bathe in hand sanitizer, and then you must fasten yourself to the couch for 12 hours of Netflix binging.
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#21 [Permalink] Posted on 13th October 2020 22:15
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Daughter: "Mummy, what's an immune system?"

Mummy while putting a cloth mask on daughter, "Oh that's just conspiracy, darling. We don't use those anymore."
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#22 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd October 2020 20:40
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#23 [Permalink] Posted on 2nd July 2021 19:11
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Imagine if you will, a virus so deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it


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Imagine if you will, a virus so deadly that you have to be tested with a test kit not design to find it to know if you have it
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#24 [Permalink] Posted on 4th July 2021 00:12
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Imagine if you will, a virus so deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it

So until you don't know you have it, you're okay. But when you find out you have it, you get ill.

Just like an acne vulgaris (spot) or a laceration (cut). You don't know you have it, but when you know you have it, all of a sudden you can feel the stinging sensation or see the spot from a mile away.

Reality if you will.....
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#25 [Permalink] Posted on 4th July 2021 12:09
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#26 [Permalink] Posted on 4th July 2021 15:41
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Even the lab rats are on strike! Same demands are not being met.

They probably held mass protests in the sewer but as you know, when the humans protest (like they have been for the last year) it doesn't even get a glimpse on national media.

Think I'm kidding? Anyone able to name a location where there have been mass protests going on and coming protests?

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#27 [Permalink] Posted on 15th July 2021 15:01
A virus so deadly and contagious that you can recycle your face mask in an open box.

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#28 [Permalink] Posted on 17th July 2021 22:35
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