The images and quotes I had show up on my feeds were excellent. The feeling of helplessness show in some of these so naturally I decided to share it on the light side because they look like they're made with that intent. "It's funny coz it's true" maybe.
So those who are open can ponder on the message within. Those who are closed can take it to be light sided comedy. Everyone wins.
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The almighty flawless Government safety guidelines:
When seeing friends and family you do not live with you should:
• meet in groups of 6 or less
• funerals – up to 30 people. This does not include wakes, other than for religious ceremonial purposes
I think the only way to do Christmas this year is to kill the turkey, and have 30 people over the funeral
The coronavirus is extremely clever:
It won't infect people at a wedding... unless there's more than 15 people. But it also won't infect anyone at a funeral, as long as there's no more than 30 people. So not only can the virus count, it can also differentiate between a wedding and a funeral.
It does spread in pubs, but only after 10pm and not before. It also only infects if you're in a group of more than 6... but not at weddings or funerals, obviously.
Masks do work, that's why people will be fined for not wearing them... but not in pubs, because as already discovered. The virus doesn't infect pub goers until after 10pm.
Cinemas, gyms, etc are also immune from the virus coz the virus can't afford cinema tickets or gym memberships.
Schools where kids gather in large groups are also immune as the virus doesn't like learning... but those same large groups of kids can't meet up outside of school cos that's when the virus will get them as it waits outside the school gates.
The elderly should be isolated and protected from the virus... unless they're needed to babysit. So grandparents can't see their grandkids socially as it's not safe, but can babysit them coz the virus knows the difference between wanting to see grandkids because you love and miss them (which the virus hates) and having to see your grandkids out of obligation (which the viurs is fine with).
The virus will definitely get at you at home too if you meet up with family and friends in a controlled environment, but not in a pub where you can meet up with those same family and friends in an environment you can't control with many other strangers... well at least up to 10pm anyway.
The virus also sticks to specific postcodes, this is why some areas have stricter rules than others.
Oh, and grouse hunting is perfectly fine in large groups regardless of any rules.
We believe in one Virus, the SARS-COV-2, the Almighty, destroyer of heaven and earth, that is all there is, seen and unseen.
We believe in one Malady, Covid-19, the only son of SARS-COV-2, eternally begotten of the Virus, God from God, Darkness from Darkness, true God from true God, begotten, not made (probably) of one Being with the Virus.
For diseases are they none but the One True Virus and Death comes not without Its presence. Thou shalt have no diseases before the One True Virus. They that die outside the Virus shall not have their passing told unto the people on a quotidian basis in hushed tones, but shall be quietly recorded in obscure tables when the time comes.
Through the Virus all things were unmade. For us men (and women and all points in between) and for our damnation
It came down from heaven (or maybe from China or Maryland):
By the power of the Holy WHO. It became incarnate from the swirling microbes (or maybe bat soup through immaculate Zoonosis), and was made Pandemic.
For Its sake we were crucified under ongoing Lockdown;
It suffered not death, like unto most it afflicteth, and is never buried in the news. Though by the evidence that appeareth on those who do pass away or wax sick, it hath waned to almost nought.
This cannot be undone and I am sure it will be greatly appreciated.
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