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#31 [Permalink] Posted on 21st March 2020 18:43

Doctor: Your results are in and we will have to place you under mandatory isolation but you have two choices. a) Isolate with your wife and kids or b)...

Patient: B

Patient: Yeah, I will take B

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#32 [Permalink] Posted on 21st March 2020 19:06
So my wife tells me she's been advised to be cautious with hand sanitizers especially at home.

I asked her why.

She said because they are highly flammable and in the kitchen they can be dangerous.

I said she's lucky she's got nothing to worry about :)

Many can take many meanings from that ;)

My wife paused for a bit and asked what I'm trying to say, she was getting ready for a debate!

You got nothing to worry about because we've got an induction hob
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#33 [Permalink] Posted on 21st March 2020 19:25
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One silver lining of the Coronavirus, it's stopped people harping on about conspiracy theories on this forum.
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#34 [Permalink] Posted on 21st March 2020 20:06
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Actually, this is a cover up because this is their scape goat for when they can't launch.

Till now, trump is still blaming Obama for America, so now they've got a new excuse
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#35 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd March 2020 10:41
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"It's not just the UK, no country has an exit strategy."

It is a massive scientific and societal challenge.


Who will step up to save us?
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#36 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd March 2020 10:58
Government are dithering with how to brexit nevermind make a decision about an exit strategy from the outbreak.

I understand why at election time we are always advised to pray for a righteous and good leader. At times like these you learn whether a leaders priority is the economy or the people.

Allah will save us :)
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#37 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd March 2020 11:15
I added a joke like everyone else but it might worry people so please delete.
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#38 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd March 2020 11:18
Should wifaq's account be used for this?
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#39 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd March 2020 12:43
We are living in times where kindness can become dangerous.

But let's continue to with the great work of making kindness contagious, cautiously!

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#40 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd March 2020 21:54
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Disinformation is alive and well in the US.
I just learned that my stepson believes there is a cure already (malaria drugs) and that the virus will go away in April when it gets warmer.

He's either been listening to our beloved (insert sarcasm here) Pres Trump or Trump's favorite news channel, Fox
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#41 [Permalink] Posted on 23rd March 2020 09:48
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#42 [Permalink] Posted on 23rd March 2020 09:49
We will all die one day. We have to die one day. There is no running away from death. We must take precautionary measures. As many and to the level we can afford humanly possible. However, Corona is just a reminder. In this age of communication, Allah has not stopped communicating with us. He communicates with us in different ways. Quran is his way of communication. Salah is his way of communication. Teachings from the Sunnah are his ways of communication. Natural disasters are also his way of communication. War and famine are also his way of communicating. The flood of Noah عليه السلام was his way of communicating too. And the drowning of Pharaoh and his army. And the punishment of the nation of Lut. And the destruction of nations of Aad and Samood. 9/11 was also a message. Recent and currently on going wars are also his signal.

The key point here is to repent and amend our ways. To remain steadfast on our deen. To try our best in avoiding sins. Nature is telling us in it's own way. That the time of isolation for good is near. That the time of Ashaab e Kahaf is near. That the time of Dajjal is near. That the time of boycotting the evil society is near. That famine, disease and death will be world wide. Whether man made or as natural occurring. Whether through latest technology or through Allah's direct orders and through natural asbaab.

Everyone and everything is the soldier of Allah. And nothing what He does is without wisdom and purpose.
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#43 [Permalink] Posted on 23rd March 2020 23:39
*MUSLIMS FUNERAL SERVICES*
*COVID-19 Announcement*

Alhamdulilah today (23/03/20) we completed the Janazah and burial for the first COVID-19 patient who passed away in South London.

There is a lot of misinformation and confusion being spread amongst people causing unnecessary panic - with the right equipment and experience everything can be completed alhamdulilah.
So far we have not had any issues and the deceased’s rights are being fulfilled which includes washing/ghusl and shrouding.
However people should be aware that there is a strict limit on the number of people that can attend at most cemeteries for the burial.

With regards to the mass worry and concern about the Coronavirus Bill legislating forced cremation - it has now been adjusted (23/03/20) so that patients wishes and religious burials will be respected.

Now would be a good time to advise people to ensure that they have a Will in place which should state that a person is a Muslim and would like a Funeral and Burial in accordance to Islam.

If anybody needs any help or guidance they can contact me for further information.

Muslims Funeral Services is a UK Charity, Registration No. 1149022 as well as being registered with the National Association of Funeral Directors (NAFD).

Mohammad Tariq
73 Mitcham Lane, Streatham, London, SW16 6LY
02080584004
info@mfs.org.uk
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#44 [Permalink] Posted on 23rd March 2020 23:47
He is actually making some good points. Not sure if they will hold up to scrutiny.

David Icke: The truth behind the coronovirus.

youtu.be/gMTZu6_TjU8
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#45 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 02:40
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Actually people, muslims/non muslims, believe similar things all over the world. And its from whatsapp fowards not news channels.
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