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#46 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 09:57

America doesn't have enough test kits for regular people but don't worry. Just find a celebrity or the richest person in town and sneeze on them and then follow them on Instagram to get the test results.




If you have a cough or cold or flu like symptoms, self-isolate yourself and you will not be tested because test kits are limited.

We still have a lot of celebrities and rich people who haven't been tested.

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#47 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 10:13
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I'm quoting your post in this thread because it seems like a moan even though I can see why it's relevant to the original thread too.

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Are you talking about MS or US?
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#48 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 10:31

My Boss tells me that I am a "key worker"

My pay check says otherwise!


You can save lives by sitting around at home, doing nothing

Opportunities to be a Hero don't come around often :lol

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#49 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 11:16
Looking outside, you can tell who's a key worker and who is a covidiot
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#50 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 11:46
Lol this is a good thread

I heard shaikh Hakeem akhtar ra used have a lighthearted majlis sometimes because during these times people can fall into negativity due to extreme feelings of sadness or depression. Can someone confirm this?

A lighthearted thread does help
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#51 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 12:18
I've been out and about for the last few days due to various reasons. I've decided to isolate myself away from my family for a few days in case I've picked up the virus. I cant risk my immunosuppressed son catching it.

I'm living in a half finished house with no hot water and only partial electricity. Basically a building site.

This is my bed for the next few days.



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#52 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 12:28
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Be careful of the damp still drying in the walls. No hot water will also mean difficulty killing germs.
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#53 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 12:31
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May Allah make it easy for you brother

You have made a good decision

May Allah grant your son complete shifa and may Allah utilise your son for the khidmat for years to come
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#54 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 12:39
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The plaster is dry. I've got anti bacterial wipes. Make dua.
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#55 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 12:39
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Jazakallah khair
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#56 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 14:07
I'm beginning to realise the size of the back garden :( and all the things in it.

Always did want to clear it out!
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#57 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 15:13
I’ve always had a theory that China have never been truthful about the number of ppl affected or deaths. Don’t trust them as I do believe them to be cannibals. So anyway I came across the following news article.

There are seven million people lost in China!

In spite of China still claiming that Wuhan City was shut down with only 47 cases of Coronavirus, we believe that this is untrue. Who would shut down a whole city with 11 million people due to only 47 cases. And if this was the case, why is the whole world infected now?

China Mobile has announced that it estimates seven million people have been lost to Covid-19. It says that the horrible reality is that seven million people have just disappeared! In China every number must be registered to an individual’s name, and approximately seven million have disappeared! There are three major suppliers in China and all three have announced a loss in accounts.

Where are those people now? No one can live without a mobile. The even scarier thing is that China Mobile only occupies 50 per cent of the market. Therefore, this increases the estimation of deaths to between 10 to 15 million, but no proof, just estimation.

However, this is unusual for China Mobile, because if you look at their announcements in the stock market, their business has always increased year-on-year, so why the sudden decrease?

Some people say you can just observe Italy. If you check the electricity and water usage there it has suddenly decreased. But these estimations are just that – there’s no proof, no one knows the actual figure. The actual figure will be forever buried down deep.

va.newsrepublic.net/s/xwFZbe
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#58 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 16:10
Some good to come out of an otherwise distressing outbreak:

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Pride in London is the latest event to be postponed during the coronavirus outbreak.

It is the UK's biggest LGBT pride festival, with organisers estimating the 2019 parade was attended by more than 1.5 million people.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52001388
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#59 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 16:12
Hindu cow dung and urine consumers: Keep doing it
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"Moreover, using cow-dung could prove counter-productive as bovine faecal matter could contain a coronavirus which might replicate in humans."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-51910099
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#60 [Permalink] Posted on 24th March 2020 17:13

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Rumour has it that a guy called "Super-Glue" was exposing the Fake Moon landings and he was so convincing that they bio-engineered COVID-19 to take attention away from exposing the scandal.

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So you are living freestyle pretty much how you used to be in younger days, no different then :lol

 
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