okay, here's kindof a joke/riddle, whatever you wanna call it..
My friend and i were staying at a hotel in paris for a weekend. As we were heading of to our rooms for the night after supper, we noticed a magic show happening in one of the rooms at the hotel. We decided to go have a look see. Of course, there was a magician doing some tricks. We sat down and watched. After a couple tricks, the magician needed a volunteer for the next trick. And guess what? Of all people he chooses me. I tried getting my way out of it, but he was persistant and in the end i just went up.
He instructed me to give him my watch which i was a bit reluctanct as it was a rolex. But i thought, its just a trick, whats the harm. Anyway, he took the watch, wrapped in it a handkerchief and started bashing it with a hammer!! i was horrified. But kept my calm, and said, okay now lets see ur trick...
The magician threw the handkerchief in the air and all the pieces flew into the crowd to my utter dismay... It seemed as if the trick had gone all wrong.. The magician now looked confused himself. Anyway he quickly moved on the next trick, waving me away to my seat. i protested for my watch but he whispered that i come see him after the show...
So i sat there watching the rest of the show, irritated and red faced, and when the show finished, he packed up and made a quick exit through the back door! OH NO, he wasnt getting away from me that easily, i ran after him, and caught him in the hallway of backstage rooms. He looked surprised but said, 'oh yeah, you. Come with me'. I followed him to his backstage room, with my friend close by as bodyguard incase things get rough.
He motioned me to sit down, i started shouting, ' i DONT WANT TO SIT DOWN! I JUST WANT MY ?2000 WATCH BACK NOW!' He looked unfazed at my shouting and replied, its in the back, let me go get it, just have a seat and have a cup of tea and some doughnuts first.
The doughnuts looked amazing...so i took a seat, and grabbed one of the many jam doughnuts in the box on his coffee table. I bit into the doughnut, and guess what was in the doughnut????
