On a light note taking into consideration true facts and problems we face everyday.
Father: Son, I'm serious about our future and the problems will have if we buy a TV, Mobile or even Internet. If you don't believe me, ask Mufti Saab. I promise you, I will take his word for it and do exactly as he advises you. My advice to you is to seek guidance from the elders, Please!
Student: Mufti Saab, My father says I'm not allowed to use the internet because it will soil my heart and lead me astray, What shall I do?
Sheikh: Your father is correct, the internet is very dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.
Student: Mufti Saab, my father also says that I can't have a smart phone because it will open the doors to fitnah and I will have access to the internet, What shall I do?
Sheikh: Your father is correct, the smartphone is very dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.
Student: Mufti Saab, My father will not allow us to have a TV in the house as it contains much filth, What shall I do?
Sheikh: Your father is correct, having a TV in the house will create much fitnah and will open doors to much nudity and so on.
Student: MashaAllah Mufti Saab, you are full of knowledge, how can I learn more from you, What shall I do?
Sheikh: Well son, you must watch my satellite channel where I give daily Dars, you must follow me on Facebook, subscribe to my twitter feeds, join our Telegram group, subcribe to our Whats App broadcast, subscribe to my YouTube channel and before I forget, please like my Facebook page!
Student: JazakAllah Mufti Saab :(
Student (Son): Dad, I did as you said and asked Mufti Saab why you won't allow me to access the internet, watch TV or have a smart phone.
Father: Alhumdulillah. I told you it will help.
Son: Yep, Ive just ordered an OLED Curved TV with a satellite subscription to watch his channel, I ordered an iPhone with unlimited data to subscribe to his chats and watch his videos and I've also got the fastest internet speed package to be installed at home :) Dad, I love you. Thanks for the advice.
Edit: Changed to Sheikh

