LOOKING FOR A PARTNER
I NEED A PARTNER IN LIFE, FOR IT BE THE LORDS COMMAND,
TO SEEK A PARTNER WHEN NECESSARY,
DOORBELL RINGS ALAS! A MAN,
STOCK UP WITH T-BAGS AND MILK, TIME TO MAKE INDIAN TEA,
THE GUY WONT STOP TALKING I WISH HE WOULD LEAVE,
A HEADACHE I HAVE GAINED BUT STILL NO HUSBAND IN SIGHT TO SEE,
THE WORDS GONE OUT A MAN REQUIRED,
O' WHAT SHAME MY STREET CRED'S ON FIRE,
WHEN A MAN IS WANTED THERE IS NO-ONE AROUND TO SEE,
NOW ONE HAS ARRIVED 2 OR 3 OTHERS ARRIVE ON THE SCENE,
AN APPOINTMENT SYSTEM MY PARENTS ARRANGE,
ALL THESE MEN NOT COMPATIBLE I COMPLAIN,
UP THE SUPERMARKET I TAKE A TREK,
FOR NO-MORE T-BAGS AND MILK WE HAVE LEFT,
I STARE AT THE SUPERMARKET AISLE AND SEE,
AN EMPTY SHELF,
ALAS! I SAY ENOUGH SPACE FOR ME,
O' LORD NOT A MAN FOR A PARTNER DO I NEED,
I WILL LEAVE IT IN THY HANDS AND ACCEPT WHAT IS MEANT TO BE,
I WILL FOREVER HAVE YOU AS MY COMPANION IN LIFE,
TO SHARE MY JOKES WITH AND ALL MY STRIVES,
I WILL SIT ON MY SHELF WORSHIPPING YOU,
AND WHEN THE RIGHT PERSON COMES ALONG,
THOU CAN GIVE ME A SHOVE AND A PUSH AND GIVE ME FALL!
