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#1 [Permalink] Posted on 16th September 2013 21:14
Asslamo Allaikum Wa Rahmatulahi Wa Barakatuh, Imagine Allah (SWT) gives you power to implement and enforce rulings in this Ummah. Please come with list of items which you will ban with zero tolerance. My list coming up soon... :p
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#2 [Permalink] Posted on 16th September 2013 21:27
  1. MUSIC: Zero Tolerance and punishable by imprisonmnt
  2. Fitnah Speech:  Anyone who delivers a speech or talks or writes in a hateful manner  which incites passion and hurts feelings of any group within Ahlus-Sunnah Wal Jamaah would be imprisoned.

  3. Event Control: Any activity which didn’t occur in the Masjid of Sayyidina Rasul-ullah (Sallallaho Alaihe Wassallam) will be banned and those who conduct it will be imprisoned.

  4. False Doctors/Hakeems/Ruqya Folks: All practitioners will be registered by the state and anyone found illegally practising any sort of medicine (or giving Ruqya) or taking out Jinns will be submitted to a panel of experts (and Ulamah). If found to be bogus will be imprisoned., if found to be legitimate will be forced to register otherwise banned from giving any treatment.

  5. Fatwa Control:  If you are not a Scholar then as per the words of Michael Jackson, “Just Beat it” otherwise Go directly to jail; do not pass go, do not collect $200

  6. Media Control:  All print, mass or social media outlets must have random checks on their news. Any false reporting and get imprisoned, unverified news must be clearly reported as "unverified"

  7. Marriage without Wali: Any girl who gets married without a Wali her Nikah will be REVOKED and she will be FORCIBLY separated from her husband! The person who performed the Nikah will be imprisoned..

Otherwise follow Scholars, stay within Halal, enjoy yourself and earn paradise...

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#3 [Permalink] Posted on 16th September 2013 21:29
I agree with all the above but these are already prohibited. I would also change most of the lashes to imprisonment.
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#4 [Permalink] Posted on 16th September 2013 21:31
Lol don't even get me started: ban following
Ban spitting
Ban all intoxicants
No pictures, billboards etc.. of ppl/semi nude/nude people
No swearing
No old people homes, unless there is no living relative, even then a law should be introduced that even distantly related relatives should take responsibility.
No children homes, same rule as above.
No abortion...including child selection, disability abortion
Very tired, add more later inshaAllah
But yes this was just the beginning

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#5 [Permalink] Posted on 16th September 2013 21:34
Ok but I'm quite soft...so I wouldnt exactly want anyone to get any lashes...so would be really bad at law enforcement.
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#6 [Permalink] Posted on 16th September 2013 21:38

Ban on invidiual Religious Buildings:  The state will build, maintain and repair all Masajid and Darul-ulooms but where those whom Allah (SWT) has blessed want to build them they can pay into a state sanctioned fund. All designs and architecture will be approved by a panel of Ulamah ensuring simplicity. All extra money given to this fund will be donated to other worthy causes like Jihad, paying of debts, helping poor Muslims etc.

Running of Masajid and Darul-ulooms can be upto individual Ulamah or Shura and that's fine so all opinions within Ahlus-Sunnah Wal-Jamaat and Madhabs are represented.

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#7 [Permalink] Posted on 16th September 2013 22:03
NO INTERNET.

Pure heart to heart education.
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#8 [Permalink] Posted on 16th September 2013 23:39
All of the above (though some things need to be properly defined and perhaps some exceptions exist)

Plus:
  • Building in Makkah especially around the Kabbah - enough damage has already been done...
  • Hunger - either we all go hungry or insha'Allah nobody dose
  • co-ed/mixed sex facilities
  • plastic surgery (with exceptions), and any unnatural and permanent alterations to the physical body
  • chemical dyes
  • Animal cruelty
  • Pigeon wires on buildings
  • electric fences for animals
  • needless cutting of trees
  • overfishing
  • pesticides
  • herbicides
  • vehicle use to the corner store (with some exceptions)
  • unlimited travel via motorized vehicles - quota per person, with some exceptions
  • GMOs
  • Littering
  • non-reusable product packaging
  • etc. etc. etc.



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#9 [Permalink] Posted on 17th September 2013 00:52
I would totally ban the use and sale of paan or Beatle leaf.that stuff is so disgusting especially when Muslims are seen spitting it in public. It Looks like blood and has a horrible smell when One is standing next to a person chewing it. I would lock up people who grow,sell and chew paan if the shariah allows me to do so.
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#10 [Permalink] Posted on 17th September 2013 05:43
BAN Imams who have modernized thoughts.

BAN Imams who eat biryani in Muslim marriages in which there are no Islamic morals.

BAN CO Education

BAN Passport for a Muslim who cant read Arabic.

BAN Muslim shops/business that are open during Jummah Salah.

If everyone has complete Eeeman, they will automatically BAN their NAFS & there is no need of any BAN.
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#11 [Permalink] Posted on 17th September 2013 07:31
Ban urinating in public

Ban promiscuity in public

Ban immodest clothing....at one time in central Africa, although a non islamic part of the country...they had strict laws...where a woman's dress had to be over the knee..and sleeves no less then over the elbow...even by the beaches. Due to the enforcement of the law at the time people automatically became modest in dress, which also had positive affect on their behavior and character.

They also had law for the men where they had to keep their hair short and not let it grow over a certain length....shaping and designing was also never encountered.

Last year I'm not sure if the law was passed but it was in the news that the government in central Africa were considering passing a law to prohibit breaking of wind in public.

Strange but true.
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#12 [Permalink] Posted on 17th September 2013 07:41

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What does this mean?

vehicle use to the corner store (with some exceptions). Our local Mosque installed "Pigeon wires on buildings" last year because it caused enourmous damage to the brickwork and melted the metal bits...What's the alternative?

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Is this in Central African republic?

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#13 [Permalink] Posted on 17th September 2013 07:53
That's correct.
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#14 [Permalink] Posted on 17th September 2013 08:21
Will BAN Alcohol because its the root of all evils and any person caught making, selling or drinking it will be punishable by death > exemplary punishment.

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#15 [Permalink] Posted on 17th September 2013 08:22

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a.k.a Tabligh: Pure Heart to Heart, Face to Face, and Shoulder to Shoulder education.

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