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Suits R20--00 each
Shirts R10--00 each (Two-Tone only)
Trousers R8--00 per pair
Farouk said to his pal. "look at that! we could buy a whole load of those clothes... then when we get back we could resell them and make us a fortune!"
"Now listen, when we go into the shop you keep your big mouth shut, hey! Just you let me do all the talking plus wheeling and dealing stuff, because if they hear your Lenz accent, they might try to rip us off. I'll be giving them my best LAUDIUM accent so they think we're locals. "
They go in and Farouk says, "Excuse me sir, I'll take 50 of your finest suits at R20 each, plus 100 shirts at R10 each, and 50 pairs of your trousers at just R8 each. I will be paying in cash, and taking those items with me today, if you don't mind."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Lenz, right?"
Err....ja says Farouk, "how do you know?"
The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaner you fool!"
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the..."
I didn't ask for any details, the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question, please. Did you, or did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie".
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?" "Now tell me, what the hell would you say?"
| Inba asked Bala one day in Verulam, "Bala in your olden days you Never Had cell phones, e-mail, internet, fax and all, how did Your communicate?" Bala replies: "Ja Inba, in uver days we did not have internet, fax, telephone, e-mail, she-mail and all. We used pigeons. Me and Peru should communicate with pigeons". Confused Inba asks, "how did you use pigeons Bala?" "You see Inba", responds Bala, "I should tie a message to the pigeon's leg and then I fly the pigeon to Peru's house. But one day I did not tie a message and when the pigeon came to Peru's house he see no message. Peru come here very angry and ask me what I think I'm doing. I say Peru, I give you miss call". |
Imraan just finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam?
He replied: "The exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought and thought... and at last I wrote THUNK!!!"
