I saw you yesterday as you began your daily
chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray Fajr.
As a matter of fact, you didn't even say
Bismillah
before your meals, or
pray Isha before going to bed last night.
You are so unthankful, I like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not
changed your way of living,
Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for
years,
and I still don't love you yet.
As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate
Allah.
I am only using you to get even with Allah.
He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use
you as long as possible
to pay him back.
You see, Fool, ALLAH LOVES YOU and HE has great
plans in store for you.
But you have yielded your life to me,
and I'm going to make your life a living hell.
That way, we'll be together twice.
This will really hurt Allah.
Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss
in your life
with all of the good times we've had.
We have been watching dirty movies, cursing
people
out, stealing,
lying, being hypocritical, fornicating,
overeating, telling dirty jokes,
gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing
people,
disrespecting adults,
and those in leadership positions, no respect for
the Mosque, bad attitudes.
SURELY you don't want to give all this up.
Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever.
I've got some hot plans for us.
This is just a letter of appreciation from me to
you.
I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you
for most of your foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at you.
When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA
HA,
you make me sick.
Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life.
You look 20 years older, and now, I need new
blood.
So go ahead and teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink
while under-aged,
cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being
as selfish as possible.
Do all of this in the presence of children and
they will do it too.
Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now.
I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you
again.
If you were smart, you would run somewhere,
repent
for your sins,
and live for Allah with what little bit of life
that you have left.
It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your
age and still sinning,
it's becoming a bit ridiculous.
Don't get me wrong, I still hate you.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR
ALLAH.
PS If you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone.
