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Using Muslims

23rd January 2009
Using Muslims - The 21st Century Way

Taken from here

Here are 5 ways you can use Muslims to your benefit...


1. FREE WORK OR DISCOUNTS:

MUSLIM professionals can be naïve. So let's just forget that they are trained professionals and have spent many years to achieve their skills. We'll just use them for free, all you need is the magic password, "FEE-SABEELILLAH" – Then they have no value and they must do the thing.

From experience, many organizations get this done. Yet they PAY non-Muslims because they can't use this password on them.


2. KILL COMPETITION

If you own a business or anything which has competition, yes even ISLAMIC websites, simply find ALL the negative points ignoring all the good things and tell ONE Muslim. Yes only ONE MUSLIM. No need to try so hard and tell many. Sooner or later, you will hear the same stuff you started from another person with the most reliable starting method possible, "I heard that……" followed by what you made up.

Hence, you have weakened the opposition making your business or ISLAMIC SITE better or more reliable.


3. MOBILE NETWORKS

If you own a mobile network, you can send all your Muslim customers a text with a Du'aa or a Qur'aan verse followed by something in lines of "Forward this to 10 people and something amazing will happen tonight"

If you earn 5p per text, within a week this will circulate everywhere and before you know it, your bank manager will have a huge smile on his face.


4. FREE ADVERTISING ONLINE

The easiest one of the lot. Type an email with your website on it in the following way:

DO NOT GO TO THE FOLLOWING WEBSITE. THEY ARE
ANTI-MUSLIMS AND HATE ISLAM… REMEMBER,
DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE.. PASS IT
ON AND LET ALL THE Muslims KNOW


www.example.com


And viola, millions of people will know about your website within minutes.


5. MORE FREE PROMOTIONS OR ADVERTISING

If you want people to participate in polls, votes or simply visit your site for hits, simply send an email in the following manner to a MUSLIM..

First mention what you want them to do.

Second, make up a sob story why they should do it.

And third, most importantly, MAKE SURE YOU MENTION that a Shaykh in Madinah saw a dream that Prophet Muhammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam advised that Shaykh to tell everyone to do that.

Don't worry, Muslims WILL believe it and circulate the email and do the thing mentioned in there without any questions.


And just to act upon the above advice, to finish off, I will add the following:

DO NOT VISIT: http://www.muftisays.com

Now send this to 10 people within 10 minutes for 10 amazing things to happen in your life. If you send it on the 10th of Muharram then 10 amazing things will happen every 10 minutes.

May Allah Subhanhu Wa Ta'alaa give us all proper knowledge so we can recognize and accept the truth and trash the lies. Ameen

Taken from here
posted by crazy-muslims on 23rd January 2009 - 1 comment

1 Comments

Umm-ul-Hasan wrote on 1 Nov 2010
MashaAllah nice post.
Especially liked the ' If you send it on the 10th of Muharram then 10 amazing things will happen every 10 minutes.'
Sometimes, you can only get through to people via irony or sarcasm. Allah yarhamna.
 
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