History:
By the 1830s the British Empire was firmly entrenched in India and the British controlled more land mass and more wealth flowed into London than ever before.
British Empire continued to advance up the Ganges River Northwards and were eyeing up Afghanistan as a Gateway to the resources and lucrative markets of Central Asia. British Empire was also suspicious of Russian invasion into India through Afghanistan.
The King of Afghanistan at that time was Amir Dost Muhammad Khan who had recently lost his second Capital Peshawar to the Sikhs and wanted help from British Empire to help retake it but the British declined.
When the Russian envoy Jan Prosper Witkiewicz decided to visit Amir Dost Muhammad Khan the British feared an Afghan-Russian alliance in their backyard but the negotiations failed!
British Empire paranoid by the Russian maneuvers decided to act and install a Puppet King by the name of Shah Shujah Durrani and aided him with a 21,000 strong Army of Indian Sepoys under the command of Major General William George Keith Elphinstone who marched into Afghanistan swiftly captured Ghazni and installed Shah Shujah Durrani.
The defeat of Amir Dost Muhammad Khan was quick and decisive!
And then the Jihad started!
21,000 British Soldiers were attacked by Gilzai Pushtuns by 200 year old weapons who cut down, massacred, butchered and hacked with considerable help from Afghan weather and terrain until only Survivor Dr William Brydon reached India while injured to report on the massive debacle!
The ghost of the Aghan Mujahideen haunts the British Empire to this day as the famous poet Rudyard Kipling advised the British Soldier in his poem to take his rifle and blow his own brains when faced with an Afghan!
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
So-oldier ~of~ the Queen!
Now:
Today we have Hamid Karzai who is the most recent puppet King of Afghanistan. Hamid Karzai belongs to the Popalzai tribe who are the Durrani family
The puppet King the British installed in 1830's was Shah Shujah Durrani who was also from the Durrani family
The Ameer of Jihad is Mullah Mohammed Omar who is a Pushtun from Hotak Tribe which are part of greater Gilzai tribe. These are the same Gilzai Pushtuns who massacred the British almost 200 years ago!
04FEB2013: David Cameron (current Prime Minister of UK) is starting negotiations with Puppet King Hamid Karzai from Durrani family to negotiate peace with Mullah Mohammed Omar (Pushtun) of Gilzai Pushtuns because again a safe passage is needed!
So far everything matches what happened in the past like clockwork but the last time Gilzai Pushtuns didn't grant any safe passage and instead ground the Super Power of the time (i.e. British Empire into the dust of Afghanistan, it remains to be seen what they do now...
200 years later its:
1) Severely weakened, economically bankrupt British Empire
2) Strengthened, battle hardened Gilzai Pushtuns who hold the upper hand
The situation is reversed from 1830's but the parties are the same!
Mullah Mohammed Omar (Pushtun) and his 2002 Message to People of Afghanistan
Mullah Mohammed Omar (Pushtun) said in 2002 that once again the people of Afghanistan are being called upon for duty and its their choice as to how they want to be remembered in History?
1) Puppet King of the British Empire i.e. Shah Shujah Durrani
2) Amir Dost Muhammad Khan
From day one it has been clear that Mullah Mohammed Omar (Pushtun) sees himself as Amir Dost Muhammad Khan who initially wanted help from the British Empire but refused to surrender his sovereignty and more importantly his religion in return!
Message to David Cameron (current Prime Minister of UK):
Dear Sir,
I am sure that there are thousands of highly paid skilled advisers at 10 Downing Street but as a humble tax payer just wanted to remind you of the history between the British Empire & Gilzai Pushtuns so I suggest that you put my tax money to better use!
Yours Truly,
Muadh Khan