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#1 [Permalink] Posted on 9th November 2010 10:11
jazakallah...i think this was just what was needed!
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#2 [Permalink] Posted on 23rd November 2010 14:20
Ghair Muqallids. Madkhalis.
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#3 [Permalink] Posted on 22nd December 2010 19:50
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Dharani relates that Talikhani was questioned "What do you say regarding a dead mouse if it walks over something. Will that thing become impue." He replied "No."


had to think for a minute on this one!
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#4 [Permalink] Posted on 29th December 2010 12:59
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A fool was asked about his date of birth. He replied "first moon of the 15th of Ramadhan, three days after Eid. Now work it out yourself".


bit like a riddle...cannot work it out and its quite annoying
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#5 [Permalink] Posted on 29th December 2010 13:06
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abu mohammed wrote:
A fool was asked about his date of birth. He replied "first moon of the 15th of Ramadhan, three days after Eid. Now work it out yourself".
bit like a riddle..
Its a joke to confuse. Its not a possibility.
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#6 [Permalink] Posted on 18th January 2011 22:06

I was going to add a Poll here, looks like its not worth it, therefore no option of a poll.

I was going to put 3 options

Am I Funny?

1)YES...

2)YES...

3)YES...

Please select one of the above.

Oh well, never mind, you can still aapreciate the topic at the top. (Fat chance of any one doing that, Except Maulana Yasin, He proves to be very inteligent. No joke! Brother Seifeddine, Sister Ummi Taalib and my self, we have showed our liking of these cool anecdotes. With over 3500 views, i'm sure you like them too,)

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#7 [Permalink] Posted on 19th January 2011 08:55
Yes we do..jazakallah for bringing out smiles on stressful days
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#8 [Permalink] Posted on 28th January 2011 19:04
It looks like this thread is very popular, However the lack of appreciation and selections of the green votes, seem to show that the rest of the readers must be foolish not to like these anecdotes. Or is it pure laziness. Its not about numbers and votes, but when one sees his work is appreciated then one will feel obliged to post even more. If I could crack a joke, I would surely post it here, but I'll leave it to the experts.

Keep it up Brother Abu Mohammed.
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#9 [Permalink] Posted on 28th January 2011 19:36
Trust me, I don't think anyone misses even one of these, they're brilliant. I've even taken one from here for a new addition to the muftisays.com services (will be announced soon)
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#10 [Permalink] Posted on 28th January 2011 21:36

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It looks like this thread is very popular, However the lack of appreciation and selections of the green votes, seem to show that the rest of the readers must be foolish not to like these anecdotes. Or is it pure laziness. Its not about numbers and votes, but when one sees his work is appreciated then one will feel obliged to post even more. If I could crack a joke, I would surely post it here, but I'll leave it to the experts. Keep it up Brother Abu Mohammed.

Its cool. This is a time pass. I love jokes my self, I just dont like bad jokes. I was pretty amazed to see that this thread was in 2nd position in the most popular posts and i'm fairly new to the threads, although I signed up a long time ago I never felt like I could ever have some thing to post.  Jazakallah

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#11 [Permalink] Posted on 28th January 2011 21:44

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Trust me, I don't think anyone misses even one of these, they're brilliant. I've even taken one from here for a new addition to the muftisays.com services (will be announced soon)
I would like to add an InshaAllah here.

I'm honoured. I dont know if thats a good thing as it these are jokes, but the fact that one will be used is truly awesome. I'll read through all of them again to see which one it could be. That'll be fun. Then again I wonder what the subject line would be. You've got me thinking! (I cant take full credit as these arent original, they are from books I bought which I wanted to share to keep people in the mood and keep comming back for more, this way, they might see something else they like and get addicted just like me).

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#12 [Permalink] Posted on 29th January 2011 16:07
Good thing my husband does all the shopping!
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#13 [Permalink] Posted on 29th January 2011 16:14

"ummi taalib" wrote:
Good thing my husband does all the shopping!

VERY Clever man!

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#14 [Permalink] Posted on 15th July 2011 18:41
i would luv to read imam abu hanifas books on his wisdom/his biography books if someone can suggest me a few names pls
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#15 [Permalink] Posted on 15th July 2011 21:47
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