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A traffic warden issued a ticket to a car, then came a long the owner of the car, a salafee!
Salafee: Hey, What are you doing.
Traffic Warden: You have parked illegaly.
S: Whats your Daleel?
TW: It's a pay and display area.
S: That signs Dhaeef
TW: What are you on about.
S: You wanna debate, bring it on, me and you.
TW: Look, you have parked with out displaying a valid ticket.
S: Whats your Daleel?
TW: I got a photo to prove it.
S: Dhaeef Dhaeef Dhaeef.
TW: Why dont you go and speak to a shrink.
S: You think your clever huh! Where is Allah?
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_________________________________ Ibn al-Mubarak said: "If Allah had not rescued me with Abu Hanifa and Sufyan [al-Thawri] I would have been like the rest of the common people."
Abdullah Ibn Mubarak (RA) was one of the greatest Scholars on the face of the Earth so who are we?
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A traffic warden issued a ticket to a car, then came a long the owner of the car, a salafee!
Salafee: Hey, What are you doing.
Traffic Warden: You have parked illegaly.
S: Whats your Daleel?
TW: It's a pay and display area.
S: That signs Dhaeef
TW: What are you on about.
S: You wanna debate, bring it on, me and you.
TW: Look, you have parked with out displaying a valid ticket.
S: Whats your Daleel?
TW: I got a photo to prove it.
S: Dhaeef Dhaeef Dhaeef.
TW: Why dont you go and speak to a shrink.
S: You think your clever huh! Where is Allah?
LOL, as if traffic wardens didnt have enough issues on their plate!
Now we should rename the traffic warden to "A Hanafi Scholar" and it would be more realistic!
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Where is the "Bin bags" cartoon posted by Seifeddine
I saw that earlier and I saw brother Muadh's reply stating the greatness of the highly respected scholar, Shaykh bin baz. No doubt, the Shaykh is highly respected by all of us.
However, the comic was not in disrespect to the Shaykh, Infact it was nothing to do with the Shaykh until the salafi intervened and took the whole thing out of context.
It showed humour and taught a great lesson too.
Lessons learnt from the comic;
No eavesdropping,
Do not suspect,
Do not spy,
Do not lie,
Do not stir trouble,
Do not backbite,
Do not slander,
Ascertain the truth.
and finally, get a stronger bin bag.
If others agree, then I believe it should be put back.
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_________________________________ Actions are judged by intentions, so each man will have what he intended.
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Where is the "Bin bags" cartoon posted by Seifeddine
I saw that earlier and I saw brother Muadh's reply stating the greatness of the highly respected scholar, Shaykh bin baz. No doubt, the Shaykh is highly respected by all of us.
However, the comic was not in disrespect to the Shaykh, Infact it was nothing to do with the Shaykh until the salafi intervened and took the whole thing out of context.
It showed humour and taught a great lesson too.
Lessons learnt from the comic;
No eavesdropping,
Do not suspect,
Do not spy,
Do not lie,
Do not stir trouble,
Do not backbite,
Do not slander,
Ascertain the truth.
and finally, get a stronger bin bag.
If others agree, then I believe it should be put back.
Yep I totally agree!
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_________________________________ "Spend (in charity) out of the sustenance that We have bestowed on you before that time when death will come to someone, and he shall say: "O my Lord! If only you would grant me reprieve for a little while, then I would give in charity, and be among the righteous." - The Holy Quran, 63:10
Please help www jamialuton org raise money for their extension project by texting JAMIALUTON to 70777.
Texts cost £5.00 plus your standard network rate. At least 100%/Vodafone, 99%/O2, 88%/Orange, 94%/Three, 87%/Virgin and 87%/T-Mobile will go to the charity. Jazakallah.
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Salam. it was removed upon request as it was edited by seif and removed. It can always be added back with an explanation so its not misunderstood as disrespect.
Asslamo Allaikum Maulana, As an American I would like to tell you that "they purposely use the slang of bin to ridicule (Arab) names e.g. Bin-Ladin (RA) is called Bin-Liner etc." And its disrespectful of the highest order. On the other hand we (Americans) use Pakees, Gujees, Bangars & Patels all the time while in UK they are considered rude and disrespectful.
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I understand your concern, but think out of the box. How many people can still learn from an innocent cartoon, specially if it is posted with what has happened behind the scenes.
If we think Islamic, our thoughta in everything would be much more clear inshaAllah. I'm not trying to say that anyone will misunderstand it, but imagine the lessons that can be learnt from it too.
I still think that the cartoon should be fine together with commentary of the sins that have taken place.
What I have mentioned is just a few, so much mire can be added like verses of the Quran that mention, suspicion, spying, back biting, lying, gossiping, etc.
I believe Seifeddine is only waiting for your approval.
(i thought bins were called trash cans in the States)
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Where is the "Bin bags" cartoon posted by Seifeddine I saw that earlier and I saw brother Muadh's reply stating the greatness of the highly respected scholar, Shaykh bin baz. No doubt, the Shaykh is highly respected by all of us. However, the comic was not in disrespect to the Shaykh, Infact it was nothing to do with the Shaykh until the salafi intervened (assuming they are salafi) and took the whole thing out of context. It showed humour and taught a great lesson too. Lessons learnt from the comic; No eavesdropping, Do not suspect, Do not spy, Do not lie, Do not stir trouble, Do not backbite, Do not slander, Ascertain the truth. and finally, get a stronger bin bag. If others agree, then I believe it should be put back.
The Cartoon that was removed 
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_________________________________ Actions are judged by intentions, so each man will have what he intended.
ابو محمد
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