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abu mohammed
6th Oct 2008 Longevity: 28% Location: London Posts: 8002 Gender: Brother Reputation: 1820 |
This thread is locked due to App features and requirements, if you would like to reply, click here Although funny, we pray to Allah that he gives us the ability to read these stories and realise from them, the value of intellect and appreciate and thank Allah for his great blessing. Once someone stole the door of Abu Salim's house. He in turn stole the door of the Masjid. "What are you doing?" the people asked. He replied "The owner of this door knows who stole my door."
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abu mohammed
6th Oct 2008 Longevity: 28% Location: London Posts: 8002 Gender: Brother Reputation: 1820 |
When Hija's father died, he was told to go a purchase a kaffan. He replied "If I go I fear I may miss the Jannazah"
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abu mohammed
6th Oct 2008 Longevity: 28% Location: London Posts: 8002 Gender: Brother Reputation: 1820 |
Ali bin Muaaz relates that I wrote a letter to Abu Muhammad. He replied to this address "This letter is to the one who wrote to me". Once some people came to him regarding a wall and asked him, "for how long have you known this wall?" He replied, "I have known it since it was this small and belonged to so and so".
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abu mohammed
6th Oct 2008 Longevity: 28% Location: London Posts: 8002 Gender: Brother Reputation: 1820 |
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abu mohammed
6th Oct 2008 Longevity: 28% Location: London Posts: 8002 Gender: Brother Reputation: 1820 |
Shuraih bin Yazeed relates that Saeed bin Sinan was a pious old man and the Muazzin of the Central Mosque of Himz. When he woke the People for Sheri during Ramadhan, he would announce, "O People prepare your pots and quickly eat your food before I give the Adhan and Allah turns your face black and you burn".
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abu mohammed
6th Oct 2008 Longevity: 28% Location: London Posts: 8002 Gender: Brother Reputation: 1820 |
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abu mohammed
6th Oct 2008 Longevity: 28% Location: London Posts: 8002 Gender: Brother Reputation: 1820 |
www.muftisays.com/blog/abu+mohammed/453_18-10-2010/fabric... Imam Ahmad ibn Hanbal and Yahya ibn Ma'in (may Allah be pleased with them) once went into a certain masjid to offer their Salah. After the Salah, a preacher began narrating hadiths attributed to these two Imams during his lecture. At the termination of his lecture, Yahya ibn Ma'in signalled the preacher with his hand to come over to them. Under the false impression that he was being summoned to be rewarded, he came over to them. Yahya asked, “Who narrated these hadiths to you?” Once again, he mentioned their names. This ignorant fool did not even know who he was talking to. Since these two personalities were very famous in the world of hadith, he had simply made use of their good names. Yahya said, “I am Yahya ibn Ma'in and this is Ahmad ibn Hanbal. We did not narrate these hadiths to you nor have we ourselves heard them (from someone else). The preacher then asked, “So you are Yahya ibn Ma’in?” “Surely that is me,” replied Yahya. Upon this, he commented, “I always heard that Yahya ibn Ma'in is a stupid fool but today this hearsay has been confirmed.” “How is this confirmation possible?” asked Yahya. The preacher replied, “How can you be under the impression that the names ‘Yahya ibn Ma'in and ‘Ahmad ibn Hanbal’ refer only to you two? I have heard hadiths from seventeen people by the names Yahya ibn Ma'in and Ahmad ibn Hanbal.” While this was taking place, Imam Ahmad ibn Hanbal covered his face out of grief while the lecturer brushed the whole incident off as a joke and vanished.
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abu mohammed
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abu mohammed
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Muhammed bin Khalf relates that he passed by a door of a governor on which he saw a teacher had positioned himself behind a curtain and was barking like a dog. Meanwhile, a boy came form behind another curtain and the teacher firmly grabbed him. I asked what was going on. He replied "This child does not like to read and when he goes home he never returns. The reason for this absence and truancy is that he has a dog with which he spends a vast majority of his time. I was impersonating his dog so that when he mistakes me for his dog and approaches, I can then take hold of him".
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