You was dropped on your head? now that explains alot,sorry not saying it in bad way but in a cheeky way. you or confused?well i would have never guessed that, sorry another cheeky remark out of me.
I blame women! : - )
- Barelwee Mother
- Ahl-e-Hadeeth Doctor
- "whatever" Nurse
I remember reading that a Christian slave hated women a lot but loved his Muslim Master but his Muslim Master once joked that he is about to get married.
This slave tried to convince him every which way and then finally said, "Destruction falls upon the building which has a woman in it, so we will have to live separately from this woman as I don't want any harm coming to you or me!"
Master asked, "How about you? Didn't a women carry you inside of her?"
Slave replied, "That was the will of God and if I was consulted then I would have asked to be born from you, O Master"
Then they have some other convesations about Jesus, Allah (SWT) and Taqdeer etc...
It was so funny when reading it...Translating in English doesn't sound right!