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#1 [Permalink] Posted on 1st March 2014 13:16
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in a paper with fire at the one end and a fool at the other.

MARRIAGE: An agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing the cake in such a way that each person feels he got the biggest piece.

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

DICTIONARY: The only book where divorce comes before marriage, and death before life.

ECSTASY: A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you've never felt before.

SMILE: A curve that can set many things straight.

OFFICE: A place you can relax after you strenuous home life.

YAWN: The only time married men get to open their mouth's.

PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during his life to be spoken about after he's dead.

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a nice way that you actually look forward to the trip.

FATHER: A bank provided by nature.

OPPORTUNIST: A person who will start taking a bath if he accidentally falls into the river.


Plz add if you have anymore to list...?!
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#2 [Permalink] Posted on 1st March 2014 14:29

HAFIDH: Someone who has no idea of their networth

SALAFIYYA: A lethal cocktail of arroagance and ignorance.

HIJABI: A woman who never has a bad hairday.

SUNNIFORUM: Hangout for the obsessed!

BARELWEE: Someone who is stoned yet believes to be sober

FORUM LEGEND: Moron who is good with google with a fast Internet connection!

FORUM MODERATOR: Someone in between late pizza deliveries, never reads but has to "deliver"

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#3 [Permalink] Posted on 1st March 2014 14:33
Just as well we are not moderators, but authorizers
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#4 [Permalink] Posted on 1st March 2014 14:35
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So what speed do you get akhi?

Hey, as long as it benefits the ummah, it's a good thing to be!
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#5 [Permalink] Posted on 1st March 2014 14:48
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FORUM LEGEND: Moron who is good with google with a fast Internet connection!


Spot on..! So true...10/10
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#6 [Permalink] Posted on 1st March 2014 15:12
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Did you make up those yourself? wow!

Btw the ones i posted are not my own, i received it on whatsapp. Should have mentioned that in the opening post!
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#7 [Permalink] Posted on 1st March 2014 15:27

SHIA: A failed professional comedian

PEDESTAL: Label on the back of a "Hazrat's" chair!

LITERALLY: When you meet someone whose posts you read on forums

IMMATURE: Online digs at Deobandees!

STUPID: Ahh...Ahh...George Bush?

MUSHARAF: Badly fitted wig!

E-BITING: The process of searching and reading other people's posts.

FUTILITY: Looking for a "normal" Sister to marry

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#8 [Permalink] Posted on 1st March 2014 17:26
Keyboard warriors: hard hitting keyboard, thin skin reality.

Online refutations: copy and wastings, own as well as peoples time.

Abu online: Would be abu to a real kid, if spent less time online.

Qadianis: Made by queen, purchased by idiots, propogated by liars.

Mad-khalis: No takleed of shaykhs, only takleed of fakes.

Mad-khalis: Followers of shaykh google.
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#9 [Permalink] Posted on 1st March 2014 19:00
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Mad-khalis: No takleed of shaykhs, only takleed of fakes.

Mad-khalis: Followers of shaykh google.


To be or not be, that is the question!

Mood swing specialists

I'll follow that tomorrow.


Where's the dice? And so on.
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#10 [Permalink] Posted on 1st March 2014 20:19
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#11 [Permalink] Posted on 1st March 2014 20:56
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#12 [Permalink] Posted on 3rd March 2014 17:35
Politician....
Someone who shakes your hands before an election but shakes your confidence after it

Web MD...
Something that makes a mild cold into a deadly disease

Oh cool...
Im not really interested
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