How true are these "Laws of Life"

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#1 [Permalink] Posted on 23rd September 2011 13:17

Law of queue

If you change queues,

the one you have left will start to

move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number,

you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated

with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped,

will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late

for work because you had a flat tire,

the next morning you will

have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water,

the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone

you know increases when you are with

someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone

that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

The severity of the itch is inversely

proportional to the reach.

LAW OF COFFEE:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of

hot coffee, your boss will ask you

to do something which will last until

the coffee is cold.

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#2 [Permalink] Posted on 23rd September 2011 14:04

Many of us could relate to all of these and say "How True".

However, InshaAllah, if we start with Bismillah, then the blessings of Allah will be with us, then these rule will become "I remember that would happen to me, but not any more".

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#3 [Permalink] Posted on 23rd September 2011 14:10

The Laws of Children

All week the children struggle to get out of bed.

When the weekend comes, they are the first ones up and spoil the weekend lie-in.

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#4 [Permalink] Posted on 23rd September 2011 14:32

Law of projects

When you test your work yourself,
it works perfectly

When you present it to the owner,
You get constant bugs

Law of cooking

No matter how good it is,
The female cook will never be satisfied with her own cooking

No matter how bad it is,
The male cook will always have a reason

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