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#106 [Permalink] Posted on 10th May 2012 09:59
Muhammad bin Ala relates that once Hamza bin Beed asked his slave, "When did we read Jumma in Rasafah?" He thought for a while and then replied "Tuesday".
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#107 [Permalink] Posted on 10th May 2012 10:00
A man relates that I saw a Muazzin who immediately ran away after performing the Adhan. Out of curiosity, I asked him "where are you going ?" He replied, "I want to find out how far the sound of my Adhaan reaches."
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#108 [Permalink] Posted on 10th May 2012 10:01
A man asked Hija "can you add on your fingers?" He replied in the affirmative. The man asked him to calculate the following, "You have 2 kilos of wheat". Hija responded by closing his small finger and the finger next to it. The man then said, "you have 2 kilos of barley". So Hija closed his thumb and the one finger next to it. The curious man asked, "Why have kept your middle finger standing?" Hija replied "So that the barley doesnt mix with the wheat".
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#109 [Permalink] Posted on 10th May 2012 10:02
A bedouin began to perform his Salah so that the people would recognize his devotion and praise him for his actions. On one occasion, whilst in Salah, he broke his Salah and boasted "I am also Fasting today".
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#110 [Permalink] Posted on 10th May 2012 10:02
A few people once discussing the night prayer (Tahajjud). Amongst these people was present a bedouin. They asked him do you get up at night (meaning do you read Tahajjud). He said Yes, so they asked him "What do you do?", he replied "I get up and urinate and go back to sleep."
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#111 [Permalink] Posted on 18th June 2012 10:36
Seefawee was in a graveyard on his donkey. There was another donkey near a grave when all of a sudden it reacted wildly. Having seen this, he remarked, "It is probable that the man in the grave was a donkey doctor".
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#112 [Permalink] Posted on 11th September 2012 15:03
A story teller informed the people, "Oh people, the satan doesnt't eat food and drink on which you have recited the name of Allah. So when you eat, do not recite Bismillah, that way the satan will eat with you. Instead you should recite Bismillah when you drink water." He assumed the failure of the Satan to share water with the person who recites Bismillah will cause the Satan to die of thirst.
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#113 [Permalink] Posted on 13th November 2012 14:16
Mohammed at Makharmee relates "We were in a gathering when all of a sudden there was a very bad smell in the air. I looked around and found that a man had covered his moustache with filth. When we asked him why he did this, he replied, 'I wanted to be humble.'"
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#114 [Permalink] Posted on 8th February 2013 12:08
Tahir bin Hussain asked Marwazee how long have you been in Iraq? He replied 20 years, and I've been fasting for 30. Tahis remarked, "I asked one question and you gave me two answers."
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