Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our masajid.

They have been identified as: Bin Gossipin', Bin Arguin', Bin Fightin', Bin Complainin', and Bin Missin'. Their leader, Iblis Bin Shaitan, trained these groups to destroy the muslim community.

The plan is to enter the masjid disguised as muslims and to work from within to discourage, disrupt, and destroy. However, there have been reports of a sixth group.

A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin' is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the masjid.

Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin' team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin' does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the muslim community.

We have noticed that the Bin Prayin' cell group has different characteristics than the others.

They have Bin Workin', Bin Studyin', Bin Fastin', Bin Givin' and Bin Patiently Perseverin' in the cause of Allah!

NO MASJID IS EXEMPT!
(However, you can spot them if you Bin Lookin' and Bin Goin'....)

» Posted by bint Mohammed on 15th May 2010

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